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n the year 3056A.D. Spaceman toyiou from planet japan was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 13! He was going so fast that he didn't see the yellow planet up from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the yellow planet dragged his penis ship and crashed it. Spaceman toyiou knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer penis. Luckily, there was a/an penis military base nearby. toyiou sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying retro fuck behind some crates of peniss. Before he could ride retro fuck back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of head humpes attack a baby doggie sty. toyiou pulled out his lazer penis an beat the cumfuck xx out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. toyiou got on the vehicle and flew away. a what?!!! All that was left from the plant was yellow dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an penis death from the explosion. Spaceman toyiou became a hero in japan and was worshipped for many years.
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